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i fucking hate wet dreams
yeah you know what fuck it, sometimes when your sleeping and your having a nice rest your body gets a little too excited and decides it's going to emit this sticky, stinky, dirty... goop, and yeah maybe it feels nice for all of like 5 seconds, but then realisation kicks in, your now resting in a small puddle of goop that's woken you up, ruined your bed and clothes, and now you gotta wake up, go to the bathroom and clean it off, get changed, change your bedding, all because your body decided to get a little excited at a dream, a made up figment of your imagination, not even something real.
and yet the only people who i talk to about it irl just tell me it's a normal part and you just gotta live with it, fuck off, this shit wakes me up at midnight and forces me to deal with it, AND I FEEL MISERABLE. how on earth am i meant to just deal with it.
i think that's everything to rage about

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